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The name's Alyson. 16, adventurer of the Internet, fluent in Doge, stuck in Texas, and hella awkward.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T MESS WITH HARLEY QUINN <3

thesylverlining:

sleepingkeyholes:

sunnyandtheuniverse:

Harley + hyenas

think about it

Joker is a ‘normal’ human…no super powers - and he abuses Harley in a way that turns my stomach

but these wild animals

hyenas

treat her like she’s their mom

they love her and take care of her

HYENAS TREAT HARLEY BETTER THAN JOKER DOES

Yep. Let’s just flood the internet with Harley-love after that recent DC bullshittery. <3 

(Source: rapturedsplicer, via brofessor-mushroom)

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

(via dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

lostincomaa:

alexthegardener:

lostincomaa:

lostincomaa:

theres this bondage blog i follow and they just posted the funniest freakin thing i have ever seen i cant stop laughing

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thats not sexy

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what are you doING

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FUCK THIS POST

(Source: kocainekat, via angelofcrazyfandoms42)

Person:"YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me:"Yeah..."
Person:"SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me:-Forgets entire language-

asutori:

Cecil’s birthmarks changes shape and movement with his emotions - they flare up when he’s flustered or angry, hide under clothing when he’s scared or embarrassed, move rapidly when he’s excited, softer shapes for good feelings and rougher shapes for bad ones etc.

He’s kinda self-conscious about them since it’s like wearing your heart on your sleeve, but Carlos thinks they’re pretty (and also scientifically fascinating).

(via prince-malice)

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

(via angelofcrazyfandoms42)

karkatcest:

headlessdirkstrider:

The entirety of Homestuck is “yeah you’re dead but how dead are you”

on a scale from Gamzee to Nepeta how dead are you?

(via kmarzski)

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