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The name's Alyson. 16, adventurer of the Internet, fluent in Doge, stuck in Texas, and hella awkward.

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  1. iapollogise:

    I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

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  3. pugsnotborissjohnsen:

    crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

    (Source: queerbaitingforgodot)

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  5. thespacegoat:

    straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

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    • Kid in my class: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
    • Teacher: turn down cause I told you to
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    seducingvicfuenteswithtacos:

    dicksp8jr:

    yue-the-tianlong:

    silvermoon424:

    but-what-if-i-want-wings:

    A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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    I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

    IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

    This is the funniest thing ever omg

    (Source: breakingdads)

  8. Doctor: So I see you turned 16 in January
    Me: Yup
    Doctor: So you have your driver’s license right?
    Me: No *looks at my mom* -___-
    Doctor: *looks at my mom* -___-

  9. kat1712:

    redrumtea:

    tohmi:

    I’m not for abortion
    I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body
    I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned
    I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option. 

    thats why it’s called pro-choice, not pro-abortion

    THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE.

    (Source: john-marys-sherlock)

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  11. decapitatedprince:

    Yea I can rap

    [Clears throat]

    Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
    Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
    Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
    Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

    (Source: magiprincekouen)

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  13. Anonymous asked: draw a dick for me

    nepetaoffcial:

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  15. courfreyacc:

    before i knew which blogs were which,

    some were fandom, some were art, some were music, and some were a bit of everything.

    but now

    now everything is sebastian stan

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