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The name's Alyson. 16, adventurer of the Internet, fluent in Doge, stuck in Texas, and hella awkward.

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abqryan:

Yeah sure, Chris Pratt worked out and got in great shape for Guardians of the Galaxy but why isn’t anyone talking about when he turned himself plastic for the Lego Movie?

I think that’s way more impressive.

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

(via prince-malice)

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;

Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz

(via you-are-the-slime-to-my-pie)

Reactions To Character Deaths

Most Fandoms:ShiT SHIT NO N O NON O THIS CAN' T BE HaPPEINNG MY DARLI NGs wH Y wOULD THEY DO Thi s to MEEEEE
Homestuck Fandom:lol
Supernatural Fandom:lmao

darthgroudon:

Look, it’s twenty feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.

I love how Drax just walks up and looks around like, “Is anybody else seeing this shit?”

(Source: hawkerly, via kmarzski)

messiestprincess:

lavish:

natedcruz:

yes

I want this so badly.

The goal is to do this while I’m 25 and lonely and wanting to see the world.

(Source: musicgivesasoultotheuniverse, via ririmolko)

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